"I know you won't get the reference," I said..."But I haven't cried this hard since Joe broke up with me. I'm sorry. I just needed to get that off of my chest."
"I can't have you. You've got all the boys and you're too flirtatious. Sorry. Idk I'm too jealous."
"...quit your crying, or I'll take away Driver's ed, and your phone."
"No, YOU are not YOU."
I love it when everything falls apart, together.